@mykie242: Gee, @USATODAY, You monkeys didn’t happen to conveniently “forget” a candidate, did you? But you included HUNTSMAN?! http://t.co/DKhgKgl4
RT @fart: saw a dude in a…
#imissthe90sbecause It’s …
@mykie242: #imissthe90sbecause It’s hard to find good-quality flannel these days…
RT @RonPaul: Sen. Jim DeM…
Genesis 1:1- In the begin…
@mykie242: Genesis 1:1- In the beginning, God created the U.S.A. and Barack Obama, and God saw that it was good. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
A lot of normally smart-s…
@mykie242: A lot of normally smart-sounding people are going to sound really dumb without #Wikipedia today.
@ericpfeiffer @stableford…
@mykie242: @ericpfeiffer @stableford @YahooNews When someone proves that Santa isn’t real, then it will be OK to pass that along to our kids…
@BrentSpiner How is it th…
@mykie242: @BrentSpiner How is it that you’ve got 1.2m twitter followers, but only like 37k Fresh Hell viewers? That ain’t right, man!
@SEGA Can’t spin-dash wit…
@SEGA Thanks! It would b…
@SEGA I have been trying …
Hey, @SEGA does Sonic CD …
@BenThePCGuy After findin…
@mykie242: @BenThePCGuy After finding out all of my SMSes are being sent to Carrier IQ, I had to hack the spyware out of my Android phone…#droidrage
I’m still not sure I unde…
@mykie242: I’m still not sure I understand this the twitter and this redesign doesn’t help matters…
I just got a $2 credit fo…
@mykie242: I just got a $2 credit for Android apps from the @amazonappstore. Click http://t.co/UHY7LRGk to get yours. #get2
RT @Reteris: ﹏﹋﹌﹉…
I just got a $5 credit fo…
@mykie242: I just got a $5 credit for instant movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://amzn.to/oXQePf to get yours. #get5
Aww crap, @robertaarontaf…
@mykie242: Aww crap, @robertaarontaft is following me on Twitter. Now I need to look like I’m doing something interesting…
@anamanaguchi that’ll be …
@mykie242: @anamanaguchi that’ll be one “brand x music. (No frills)” coming right up
@WilliamShatner @MyDadSay…
@mykie242: @WilliamShatner @MyDadSays_CBS Definitely want a season 2! Please renew, CBS! Gotta have my Shatner!
@honesttea #seattle #vegf…
@mykie242: @honesttea #seattle #vegfest i love the honey geen tea!
I’d be much more exicted …
@mykie242: I’d be much more exicted about #NewTwitter if it would stop reminding me of #OldTwitter every freakin’ time I logged in. I GET IT! GO AWAY!
RT @cherrytomato: What my…
@mykie242: RT @cherrytomato: What my gravestone will stay: Here lies Mary Black. Why are you yelling?!!?!?!
RT @Dauragon: I’m drinkin…
I’m in to win a HP ProLia…
@mykie242: I’m in to win a HP ProLiant MicroServer from @wegotserved. To enter visit: http://t.co/hOEg069